Who knows what goes through their little heads?

Place tin tack here, like so

I know you've got a Wotsit and I'm coming round there RIGHT NOW

And so now, my friends, I will spring forth and pounce upon this wheeled menace.

HALP. Send ladders. I is stuck.

Guys guys I think I'm jammed

One bite through its brake cable and this vile velocipede is history.

Try to take this Fried Egg Haribo. It will be the last thing you do on this earth.

I am so small, so perfect. And yet, so alone.

You called?